Vacation Days 3 & 4

So Monday and Tuesday were pretty good. Since Monday was the 4th, there were fireworks in one of the local towns and it was All American food in the buffet restaurant downstairs. They served a Mexican take on buffalo wings and mac n' cheese. It wasn't good but it was cute of them to  try. They even had the red, white and blue goin on....

We then spent the rest of the evening on the putt putt course... and we absolutely sucked! I ended up cheating the majority of the time and just using my club to drag the ball to the whole. I hate golf. But the worse came when a drunk guy on the course told us we sucked because we were using left handed clubs... then joked he thought we was drunk and better than me! The prick.

We decided to spend days 3 & 4 in the local towns. First we went to Cabo San Jose which was nice but really old. I guess you  call that "historic". There was this church there built in 1730. One of those churches you see in  movies, where  its all stained glass, candles and statues of Mary. The birds fly out the big open doors and you know its about to go down. It even came with a toothless town drunk. Kevin stood at the back of the church "keeping an eye on him if he 'jumped off'." I'm sure this dude had seen plenty of lost fights in his day and wasn't about to jump no where.

The next day we ventured out to Cabo San Lucas. This is the more "American" city....where you can find the Starbucks, other restaurants and the mall. So you know where I went!... this mall was pretty nice on the outside, but when you got inside was straight up Eastland. Empty stores, cops galore and Beyonce playin extra loud in the stores. But all in all it was nice. They even had a "luxury ave" in which you stepped out of Eastland and into South Park. Or should I say Lennox Mall?? I surely saw the most "fabulous" broke wrist Cabo had to offer. IDK if those lil blue things were shorts or underwear... but skinny boyfriend was workin it, you hear me!?! Eyebrows were tougher than mine!

Not sure if she was actually squeezing it or
if I just caught the pic that way?

Vacation Days 1 & 2

Well Happy 4th of July!

My bad for not posting since the airport fiasco, I've been eating, drinking, swimming and trying to adjust to this God forsaken time change since we got here.

So the hotel is pretty freaking awesome. Best thing about Mexico is as soon as you touch down they start offering you tequila. Margaritas were served as soon as we walked into the hotel... I was a little buzzed by the time we made it to the room!



The room is flipping awesome! They had that thing laid out for us...

Saturday was easy going...just getting adjusted and settled in. Kevin managed to remain normal and didn't give me any good  blog material. Whomp Whomp....

Yesterday was our first full day here... again because of the 2 hour time difference, we were up before the sun at 5:30am. So I convinced my love to hit the gym, with me....and he actually did it! Awww!

After breakfast, which again was flippin awesome.... we hit the beach. Or really the beach hit me...

Man, when I say these were some seriously fun waves.... so many times I found myself rolling up the beach at the tide brought me in. I thought was I swimming, but when a white guy ran up to me asking if I was OK, I figured my tumble from the sea looked as bad as it felt. The water claimed a braid or two, my sun shades and tried to take my bikini bottoms...I gave up after that and just hit the pool. Kevin, however, was smart enough to never gone out far enough into the water to reach his knees... so the currents never got the best of him. I can still hear him laughing.... Jerk! LOL

Anyway... time for a "Ghetto Act fact". Act Fact of the day- Tell the hotel staff you are there celebrating your Anniversary and see the free stuff roll in!

I swear this marriage thing has some nice benefits! Not just an excuse to call each other for no reason and not feel pressed, not just getting to spend all of your time with your favorite person, & not just having someone to love, cherish and respect you and all things you love.... but the benefit of all the free stuff you get in this first year!! LMBO!!!

So today is the 4th and we're about to get breakfast and hit one of the local towns for some shopping. I will be bringing back tequila, key chains and shot glasses like any other tourist...toodles.